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These are fantastic! Wish i was as creative as you guys.
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Excellent everyone - go straight to the top of the class! Gold stars for all! Kathleen x
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Awesome! They are soooooo good, now I need to compose one about our night out on Saturday......
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sung or mumbled to "Away in a Manger"
Away with the RA no drugs or the pain,
our lives would feel richer and we would be sane,
no orthotics or splinting no aches or sticks too
If only my wishes made all our dream true
My friends on the forum I am thinking of you
and give all Gods blessings and thoughts from me - Sue,
I wish you and your families hearty good cheer
and remember our meeting in April is near.
Keep warm and keep cheerful enjoy all you can
Me I'm just of to spend a few days in Dur.ham,
I'll raise a glass to you on that special Day
and be missing your posts and all that you say.
I'll be back very shortly and hope news is good
and pray you lot haven't eaten far too much food,
Go easy on the choccies, takes your liquor in sips
Take care on the roads and give Arthur a kick.
HAPPY CHRISTMS to you all
Hugs from Sue
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To be sung to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas "
If I need to have a pee
When I'm tucked up tightly
I get onto my commode
And sometimes wet my nightie
RA joints-I hate them all
Hate them with a loathing
Stiff and sore and swollen up
Can't wear decent clooo-ooo-thing.
Getting down into the bath
Needs a block and tackle
On my lift serene I sit
Whilst my joints all rattle
I can't reach my private parts
When my arms are grotty
so I use a flanneled stick
which really drives me pooo-oo-tty
Getting on and off the loo
Is a real performance
I have lots of aids and things
which really kill off romance
Bars to hold and seats to raise
When I stagger in there
Then it's get my panties off
That's a total night---mare
Now that Christmas time is here
things will be a changing
I'll chuck self control away
Results will be wide ranging
Now I'm off to party hard
With forum mates - no hassle
strutt your stuff and flaunt your thongs
And stick on well your taaa-ssels!
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ahh lovely sue, jean  cuddly cats make my world seem so much more fun
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Away in a rheumy clinic O)h how I want my bed The pills and the potions go around in my head All of us RA people are aching all night They just tell us to keep going and upping our meds The b****y lot of them are useless And they make me feel upset Oh for the magic cure! From all these pains and sweats So send us to an expensive spa, And s*d the NHS!!! BARBARA
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 like that 1 barbs. melly cuddly cats make my world seem so much more fun
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Hark the RA Angels sing
WE'RE FED UP OF THIS BLOODY THING!
have run out of inspiration - please feel free to add a couple of lines everybody!
J
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honestly these have cheered me up no end today!
Thank you so much and for all your hard work on them.
 how to be a velvet bulldoser
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Brilliant ladies! I think that we can all relate to Jeans though! Well done all!
Eleanor x
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On the 12th day of Christmas my RA sent to me:
12 lovely NRASers
11 Painkillers
10 nights not sleeping
9 ladies with tassels
8 fingers swelling
7 weeks of swimming
6 joints a failing
5 Weeks off work
4 lots of meds
3 goes on TENS
2 tired to think
and a bunion and a dodgy left knee!
Jx
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Owch in the night
no slumber tonight
all joints are warm
glowing bright
how to be a velvet bulldoser
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Mtx a calling 3 turtle doves and partridge in pear tree Gynaes rheumys docs the xmas list is endless 3 wise men 2 turtle doves 3 mince pies and bottle of gaviscon 2 bottles wine 3 rasied blood tests and a turkey and minced pie 3 wise hens 4 calling birds and a stuff the docs i mean turkey time again rattle here rattle there oh how it hurts 10 fat sausages or are they finegrs stuck in a mince pie 5 weird hens 4 calling birds 3 wise hens and turkey full of pie inky07 cuddly cats make my world seem so much more fun
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LOVE them ALL but have no brain cells left to think of any!
Thank you though, they are a tonic.
Love,
A
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